terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

1 week ago with 650,533 notes
cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

1 week ago with 1,424,936 notes
Anonymous: I went to this guy's place earlier this week and when we got in bed, he took my shirt off and said "Oh. I've never seen such small breast in my life, that's cute." So I let it pass at first and we were making out and at some point I whispered "Baby do you think you'll get hard soon, I want to fuck you so bad." He just kind of stopped a second and went "Well you go girl, I am hard as hell." I just stopped everything, stared down and went "Oh that's all?That's cute." Got up, got dressed and left.

asian:

Im literally clapping right now im so proud of you!

2 weeks ago with 1,263 notes
2 weeks ago with 143,168 notes

ishipmace:

tris-prior-2-allegiant:

Actual PSA. 

this is something that’s really important for people to understand, and that most people don’t

Actual queen

1 month ago with 35,608 notes
full-timebullshitter: Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)

cheeseburgerz:

gloomyteens:

livin up to the url

1 month ago with 155,517 notes
sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

1 month ago with 274,239 notes
icanfeelthemcomingforme:

thestormofbastille:

dan what the fuck

It’s a bit early for valentine edits but this is too good to hide away until February

icanfeelthemcomingforme:

thestormofbastille:

dan what the fuck

It’s a bit early for valentine edits but this is too good to hide away until February

1 month ago with 23,060 notes

cramp:

trying to fit in with a new group like

image

2 months ago with 219,570 notes
ispeakquotes:

More good quotes!

ispeakquotes:

More good quotes!

2 months ago with 1,600 notes