boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl: shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
What I want to do when people smoke near me.
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
ikilledalaska: being so flat chested that your chest concaves inwards in to oblivion
English Commentators: he runs up and he makes the goal. What a nice goal that was.
Hispanic Commentators: corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!......QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!!